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I Don’t Share.
Full Disclosure: This blog post is likely going to offend someone out there. If that’s you, and you want to clarify/discuss/yell at me – It’s pretty easy to get in contact with me. The other day, I...
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Huh??
“Hi pretty lady….And funny too. Lol. I think I’m in love allready2 for you or me at least I got to read your bio . I would. Will write to you more. Soon if you want me to…… I want to too. Lol. Have a...
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School-Girl Fantasy Much?
“do you have any knee high socks” I can only imagine that this “suitor” has some sort of school-girl fantasy that he wishes to fulfill. Or, perhaps his junk is just too big for regular socks.. “Yes,...
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Was I Just Compared to Batman?
What a suave form letter: “Not gonna lie.You’re a beautiful, young woman and obviously you’ve accomplished a lot in your short life. (I find this especially funny as he is younger than me..) But...
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My Eyes Are Bleeding
It’s safe to presume that I find this opening online dating message I received to be a bit graphic. I’ve been online dating for almost 4 years now, and I am still floored by what people think is okay...
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Sometimes You Need to Fight Fire With Fire
I apologize that this is a long one, (That’s what he said.) but after reading it aloud to some friends, I am convinced it needs to be shared. I am not normally in the market to mess with people.....
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Play By The Tinder Rules
Apparently there are Tinder rules that I have not been following.. “Hey CatLady, we matched. What do we do now? I think we are supposed to hook up?” “I thought we were supposed to get married.”...
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A Story For the Grandkids
I apologize for not blogging much lately, I have been taking a mental health break from the madness that is online dating. Sometimes it gets to be too much, ya know? However, I have still been...
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I Don’t Want to Brag..
“Helloo, my name is David. im living in memomenie. (I’m pretty sure that’s not what it’s called..) well i have read your profile and watch your photos. (Oh geez, David! I hope it didn’t take you too...
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Tasty Pussy
I feel bad for any future sons that I may have. I’m pretty sure “Mama CatLady” is going to sit down with them after high school graduation and discuss what is appropriate and not appropriate to...
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Can’t Win For Losing
I think we all know by now that I take online dating with a grain of salt, and I certainly believe you should do the same. Don’t set any expectations, and therefore you won’t be disappointed. As all...
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“Your Mother Will LOVE Me!”
I’d advise being a little skeptical when a man’s dating profile says that he’s a gentleman more than once, and that your mother will love him. “you look adorable. iid love to talk sometime” I don’t...
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Don’t Do Lunch!!
When it comes to your first in-person meet-up, learn from my mistakes and DO NOT GO TO LUNCH. (Or dinner.) You really don’t know if you will have good chemistry with someone, and eating a meal is a...
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Punctuation Implied
While I am sorry in advance for what you’re about to read, please know that I wouldn’t put you through this if I didn’t think it was worth it. “Hey I am Chris you have a great smile I love your hair...
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I’ve Been Waiting My Whole Life For You!
Timehop reminded me today that a year ago, before Tinder limited your likes and charged you by age, that I was swiping right for everyone. Because I am both a confident woman, and perhaps insane, I...
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I’ve Been Waiting My Whole Life For You! – Part 2
More from the CatLady files of telling every match on Tinder that I’ve been waiting my whole life for them: “I’ve been waiting my whole life for you!” “For me? And whys that?” “Because I knew you...
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Cougar Town
You want to know the absolute BEST way for a young woman of only 31 years to start her day? By getting THIS online dating message: “Heyy my name is John, I am 22 and hoping to meet an older woman (A...
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CatLady – the Evil Hearted Elitist Age Snob
I sometimes get slack for not giving some guys a fair shot. If you are one of “those” types, I am going to suggest you not read this one. Not only was this guy too young for my comfort level, (He is...
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Life is Short, Bang a Stranger!
Aside from the constant reminder that you’re single, I think one of the problems with dating apps is that it seems to indicate that you are using the app, if you are so much as using your phone for...
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Rejection Letter
If you listen to any of my podcasts, you would be aware that I’ve been on a number of dates recently, and all but one was pretty terrible. (And the good one ghosted me, for the record.) However, one...
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